yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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