I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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