I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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