btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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