it wasn't lemon gatorade
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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