he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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