It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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