so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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