He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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