If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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