i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
