if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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