If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
MIDGETS
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enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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