you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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