wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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