she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Farmville is her only friend.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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