After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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