so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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