sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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