he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I could make wine with my vomit
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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