Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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