i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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