I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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