I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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