I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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