Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize
