Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Text me some of your sweat
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