i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
