I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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