He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
