Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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