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you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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