Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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