My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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