Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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