i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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