i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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