White coat. Heels.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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