i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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