is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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