I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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