Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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