OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
