Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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