that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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