if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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