I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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