Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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