So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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