he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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